Google Analytics

Site Meter

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

10 Things Dryver & Stryde Have Taught Me In Life...

1.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

2.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

3.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke -- lots of it.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) Play-dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

6.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

7.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

8.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

9.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

10.) The fire department in Alexandria, VA has a 5-minute response time.

Disqus for Cold Kiwi