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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Craigs List... The New Religion?

Here is a great posting on Boston's Craigs List from today...

The Rapture is coming - give me your stuff that you'll no longer need!

Think the Apocalypse is coming soon? Will your eternal soul be raptured and taken to Heaven? Need to get rid of your stuff? Then just send a note. Don't let the End Times fill you with grief over what will happen to those worldly possessions you'll no longer need - let your Rapture Buddy take care of it for you!

Think about it: you're not going to need a closet full of dress suits to wear to work and church any longer, so why not give them to me (as long as they're size 40s with 33/30 pants, dark colors preferable)?

Your Xbox 360 won't get raptured with you and will remain here on earth, where I can take it off your hands for you, no questions asked.

And how about those stocks, bonds and other securities that'll be worthless to you once you cash in your "ultimate investment"? Hey, no prob, I'll gladly let you transfer ownership to me, with no hassle.

And the best part is - this won't cost you one penny! That's right, I'm making this service available to you, the soon-to-be-raptured, for absolutely no charge! You can't afford not to take advantage of this amazing deal! So act now, because this is a limited-time offer (as if you didn't know)!

this is in or around Cambridge
yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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