
1) Cheated on my wife and she found out.
2) Recently got a woman pregnant and paid for the abortion.
3) Had their stomach pumped and woke up to find a member of the same sex fondling them.
4) Masturbated with vegetables and meat.
5) Hid in a closet in the bathroom of their home to watch a cousin and an aunt use the toilet.
6) Had plastic surgery.
7) Has spent over $10,000 on internet porn.
There were a few others that were not as good.